
Aether - Midgardsormr
lavender beds
ward 19 / plot 1
" We cheer underneath the tiger's moonlight. "
Our syncshell: MSS-LEHT4SL5LWZU
Password: UZUM4KIS!? (all caps)
we open Thursday - friday - SaturdayWe have pop up openings on sundays too!2:00PM EST - 5:00PM EST
11:00AM PST - 2:00PM PST
We might close sooner if IRL complications happen!
in partnership with
HOUSE RULES
Just as a general heads-up, the two Kiryuin's are siblings and not married. Please do not ask us to be romantic, thank you.- While we aren't strict on roleplaying, roleplaying is heavily encouraged here. Just remember no violence and be kind to one another. ♥
- No NSFW. We are strictly SFW within Cafe Uzumaki! The occasional joke is fine, just don't straight up ERP and we're gucci.
- Please be respectful. Disregarding one's comfort will result in a blacklist from our services.
- Absolutely no drama in our house. We are roleplayers and people who are old enough to know better. Venting's fine but don't start in-house fights :c
- Weapons are to be stowed away / kept away from the venue and any use of weapons will result in a warning. Accidents and misclicks do happen but don't do it intentionally to hurt other patrons.
- All minions are to be put away so we don't take away from player spots. Thank you.
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Upstairs greeting area
Cafe Restaurant + Stage
hiring info ♥
Ever wanted to be apart of Uzumaki's staff? Wonderful! We are always looking to expand and grow our cafe family. Below you will find our current open positions and their information. Once you've filled out our application, we will contact you within a few days.We are currently hiring: Waiter staff, Bouncer, Greeter, Bards.Just as a note! Joining our FC is not a requirement and optional. More info on our venue is on the application page! See you soon, fellow moon tiger ♥
MEET THE OWNERS ♥
Some of our staff have carrds / refsheets! Do check them out by clicking their linked carrds if you find their characters interesting and want to read their lore.Some of our staff profile were taken by Ny'ope Genhu!
our managers ♥

Mei Yura
Waitress, Bard.
Carrd.

Tetsuya Rose
Bouncer.
our staff ♥

A new face!
actually multiple newbies...
mini-games
We offer a variety of fun mini-games to our cafe to make our experiences a pleasant yet fun one! Please take a look below.

Byakko's deathroll challenge! - 50,000 Gil
Byakko's a big guy and can eat an unlimited amount of fish & meat skewers! Think you can beat his challenge?The patron starts off with /random 100 when eating the first skewer. Whatever number it drops to, they will continue from that roll and do /random (number) received. This goes on for 10 turns!Should the patron's number drop to a 1, their stomach is full and they lose the challenge!Win the challenge and obtain yourself a minion between the prices of 30,000 to 250,000Gil!(Hint hint: Want to ensure you win? If you praise Byakko to the high heaven's the staff will give you a lemonade that will recover 10 of your points!)
A polaroid to remember the day! - 75,000 Gil
Want to memorize the day you visited our Cafe and take cute pictures with our staff? We can do such! Just ask a staff member if we take pictures right now and we will take custom G-Poses of your chosen staff member. Additional members cost 50% of the original price.You will receive a signed polaroid! All customized poses and such! Your Polaroid will be forever marked in our polaroid book (aka you will be posted in our discord polaroid chat!)

ARTISTS CORNER
Homura Kiryuin
For more samples, I will set up my carrd soon <3
COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED. Artist is currently struggling with a small hand injury & struggling to do art </3
Style | Price |
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Headshot / Icon ➤ | 2.5-3 Million per character. |
Waist up ➤ | 7 Million. Additional characters are +50% of the base price! |
♥ Welcome back! ♥
Did you miss us? We're back! Try one of our specials if you're unsure on what to eat and try~ ♥

All Saint's wake treats - Free!
It's all saints wake so you get free candy to all your menus. Homura house-made it, so she put lots of love into it c:Happy trick or treating!
Homura's Special - 5,000 Gil
A spicy yet sweet combination? Yea... that's Homura's personality! The curry is a special recipe perfected at Seaside Cafe & Lounge, a partnered venue! The dragonfruit, despite being beaten quite literally, is there to counteract the spices and hit you with a sweet kick!


Taki's special - 5,000 Gil
A fluffy egg omelet on top of rice with a drawing made out of ketchup on top of the egg! The rice is filled with a savory demi-glaze~ This special is matched with an equally but not overly sweet melon juice. (Please stop asking Taki about his 'melons' or he will cry.)
Mei's Special - 5,000 Gil
Want a smaller but still deliciously sweet combination? Take a slice of a freshly baked cheesecake topped with rolanberries and a chocolate bubble melting into hot milk- becoming a hot chocolate right in front of your eyes! Bubble chocolates may have mini-marshmallows or other surprises in there!


Lyra's special - 5,000 Gil
Come hopping around with a viera Lyra's favorites as she shares the joy of her many misadventures. A share of crispy carrot nibbles with a happiness juice to bring a smile upon your face!